zack should be open to drive, i gave sam his number.
I’ll plan on driving the Blue Death Machine this Saturday. Let me know which of your terrible transportation options you prefer.
I would be happy to drive, but i am doing a prerelease of magic 2012 early so if you guys do not mind get there really early hit me up. Sam you know my number just in case so stuff!
Well in that case, the DM and I will need transit. Any takers?
Ok so I won’t be able to make it to D&D this week. Good luck storming the castle.
i will be
im gonna be here
Ok so next Monday is the 4th and apperently people get together to go out of town and blow stuff up. So is anyone NOT going to be in town next Saturday?
so….. what happened last week?
We are going into the tunnels because we DID ask after Khord, and were told that he was eliminating key figures amongst the besieging forces, down in the tunnels.
No need to go into the tunnels. Just start asking around for the dwarf assassin who is protecting the dwarven princess. Should be a piece of cake. I mean how many assassins actully end up protecting the people they where paid to kill? Also we could just look for the one non-commie dwarf in the place. Finally where we hired by the royalists? If not why did they hire every mercenary company but us?
Well, we traveled north, along the way discovering that the royalists had hired what looked like every damn mercenary company in Nevarre. We ran into an abandoned village that looked like it had been raided by some royalist deserters, whom we swiftly mopped up. We arrived to find Volcangrad under heavy siege, with much of the lower city already fallen. Right now we are going to head down into the tunnels to look for Khord.
Matt, I apologize, I did some math and found out that in fact the DC roll for my whirlwind should have only been 17 and not 22, It was my first day back in almost a month and I wasn’t calculating properly. I will do what I can to make sure I don’t make such a mistake in the future. ( but you have to admit having those three helplessly rattling around in a cyclone was frigging hilarious
L4D = R34
Will be there this week. Was there even a game last week? If so what are the highlights? (Besides the fact that I apperently died)
Goddammit, people. We’re supposed to have this board up to communicate with, so get to communicatin’! I don’t even know if the DM is going to be here this week because Mike just posted that he isn’t coming, and nobody has volunteered themselves as a ride. I live in Kenmore, and the DM lives right off of Bothell main street. The DM has a car, but it’s such a piece of shit that I have no confidence that it will actually be able to get to Games Plus. If you want to talk to me and coordinate, then call me at (425) 381-7724.
Well, if Micheal isn’t going to be there, then we need volunteers to pick up the DM and I.
Lol same. Will not be there this week, have fun storming the castle and all other forms of “asshattery”.
Not gonna be there this weekend as next week is Finals Week.
ya, sure. Give me a call or something! If you do not have my number call or text at 426-463-5350.
Hey Jace. If there isn’t going to be any D&D this weekend, you wanna play some warhammer?
Your DM is not going to make it out to game this weekend (5/28). Should be back to regularly scheduled asshattery next weekend.
If you know someone in the group who doesn’t see these comments, let them know.
I’ll be there, unless something crazy happens in the next couple of days. And to help everybody get into the mood: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/8444-Critical-Miss-Lord-of-the-Zings-Part-2
you all are dead except for me.
So what happened?
Alright! Sound off, who is going to be out of town or unable to play May 28, 2011 because it is Memorial Day weekend. Also the Weird War 2 campagin is finished so when we start up it will be with the Pathefinders game.
this makes my mouth water:
Last I heard the Summoner class is off the table for the same reason the casters are not allowed to summon critters in combat… too many people as it is. Why would you want to be a summoner anyways?
so matt/DM is it cool for me to make a summoner sometime in the future, let me know if that is good for you or not.
I have a few notes and a good memory on what happened in the game over the last few weeks so if you need any help filling the gaps.
Well, now that my academic schedule is less hellish this quarter I can take a wack at doing session summaries again, and retroactive ones if I can get a story summary from the GM.
Oh don’t you worry, I was well aware of the implication that “It” is so small I need a Macrolens to see it was referring to my penis. I chose to ignore it. In response,
Suck my very experienced cock for that… Bitch.
See you Saturday.
That joke made a slight whistling sound as it flew right over your head.
Trust me. A macrolens will take very good photos of them.
Are you saying that it requires a macrolens to take good pictures of it?
I’ve got your macrolens right here.
I will be bringing my camera and macrolens to session this coming Saturday to do character portraits using our miniatures. I will be using photoshop to add backgrounds to them as well, players choice. Provide me with an email address and a background request if you would like me to whip one up for you,
Zach Adams on behalf of Bayle Orwyn
Has anybody here not read Lord of the Flies?
hay guys, I know that it is hard to keep the table talk down and their are so many cool things to talk about other then Pathfinder, but really we need to either keep it down and talk a little less or not at all. But it will be nice to have the time that we are there to get some things done. so guys lets try and do this as a team.
ask jace, he has the movie and it is awesome
What movie about lesbian vampires is there?
if you have seen the movie then you would understand
what purpose would them being gay be in regards to the story?
Why would we want to hunt you down? You aren’t exactly hard to find.
hey matt can we do a quest were we hunt lesbian vampires it would be awsome
Recapping the Last Session,
A Wizard rubbed his rod and a rhino came out.
A Dwarf and a Drow got stoned together.
A King-Killing Dwarf headed North… Alone.
The Basterds’ decided to re-decorate the lair by adding a large window.
A Sorcerer became very portable.
Any much more.
Yay, that means that the armor I currently have in wild would be 25,500g and the best I could get would be 49,500g
how much could an octopus get for panhandling? Keep in mind all 8 arms are begging simultaneously.
It means that adding “Wild” is the same as adding a +3 bonus to the item, for determining its total cost.
So a suit of Wild chainmail would be the same as 3 chainmail (9000 gp plus change). A suit of +1 Wild chainmail would be the same cost as +4 chainmail (16000 gp).
I think a +3 enchantment is 6000 plus the cost of the item.
I’m looking at getting the wild enchantment for my armor and it says that it is a cost of (+3 bonus) What does that mean?
Well, I’m off for spring break. See you guys in two weeks, don’t all die in the meantime.
plus if a paladin joined the group he would walk in the door and it would be a fight to the death between Deracles and the new guy.
“Indeed, our old friend turned out to be a lich. I can’t believe that i’m about to say this, but we might actually need a paladin.”
And so the wizard decides to take the week off for no apparent reason so that Sir Runsaway the Useless can return to maybe possibly ( but not really) help in vanquishing the goblin lich.
ummm no lets keep the wizard, he actually does stuff.
Indeed, our old friend turned out to be a lich. I can’t believe that i’m about to say this, but we might actually need a paladin.
I hear tell that Pugnutt may need an update in his bio..
Whatever, Dwarfy McShortpants. Get back on watch, I need my 8 hours sleep.
I am the Warrior.
When you see me, I will, most likely, not be attired formally. I will be encased in my steel. It will be dirty, bloody, and battered. I do not have a quick tongue or eloquent speech. I know nothing of the manners of the King’s court, or the ettiquette of the formal ball.
I am known by many names. Tank. Meatshield. Fighter. Brawler. Corpse. I am the Warrior.
I have not the capability, nor the inclination, to hide. I cannot strike from stealth with devastating blows, then fade into the darkness. I cannot incinerate a foe from twenty paces away. I cannot deal death from a distance, safe from the return attacks of my enemy. In order to kill, I must close with the enemy. I see his eyes. I smell his breath. I taste his fear. And he tastes mine.
I cannot bend Nature to do my bidding. I cannot tap into the Nether and force it to do what I command. I cannot study the arcane and master it to my control. I command nought but my mind, my body, and my will. It is by those, and those alone, that I stand or fall.
I have no friends on my journey. No walkers of the void, summoned from the Nether as servants and bodyguards. No loyal beasts of the plains or woods, to defend me and comfort me in my pain. My sole companion is my weapon. I must care for it better than any hunter has ever cared for his beast. I must master it more than any warlock has ever mastered his demon. Without me, it is useless. Without it, I am nothing.
I cannot heal. I cannot shield. I cannot call upon the gods and see my prayers answered. I call to the spirits of my ancestors in the heat of battle, and they are silent. My only ability to protect is to offer myself, my blood and bone and sinew, as a sacrifice. To draw the attacks of our foes. To take the blows that would kill a lesser being, and continue to fight on.
I cannot kill with the speed and grace of the rogue, the suddenness and shock of the hunter, or the flamboyance and power of the mage. When I kill, it is a slow business. Slow and bloody for all concerned, myself included. I fight on, pummeled and battered so that my companions may receive the glory of the kill and the wreaths of victory. If I die and they yet live, it is an expected sacrifice.
I come in all races, all sizes. I fight under a thousand flags, on a million battlefields. I am dismissed by the highborn, scorned by the noble, lectured by the priest, and forgotten by the peasant. Until the time when the trumpets of battle sound, and those who would destroy them come forth. And then the cry goes up…“Where, oh where, is the Warrior?”
Pray to your gods that I continue to answer that call. Few do answer the call. Fewer still survive. It is a long and hard road, this way of the Warrior. Along it lie pain, and fear, and death. Scant rewards and scanter gratitude. At the end, for most, is an anonymous grave on some windblown battlefield. If they are lucky.
And yet, I fight on. I do not even know why. Perhaps for glory, perhaps for fame, perhaps for money, perhaps for my country, perhaps for my family. Perhaps it is simply all I know how to do. But fight I will. Whether you appreciate it or not. Whether you even notice it or not. I will be out there, on the battle lines. Fighting. Killing. Dying.
I am the Warrior. Death is my business. Be it yours…or mine.
With time a practice with mindcraft( and no life) you creat this!
It shows promise, looks to be better than " I hit it with my axe" GOD THAT IS BORING AS ALL #%%@$
My god, it’s the Harkonnen cannon!
o god 1 million rounds a min
You think you post a video of a shoulder-fired mortar; you actually post a video of a shoulder-fired Slaanesh demon-hooker. Hilarity ensues.
I suppose there are worse things in my browser history I could have accidentally pasted.
hay i run into battle, barley ever, but i still do
ok, what the heck are you talking about chris?
Blast… Anyways I call shenanigans on this, or to say it another way: "So, this never actually happened, then?
“Kira Adiar -While running into battle” <→
Play a Bard.
Find the shopkeeper on their day off and serenade them. Constantly be nice to them and take them out drinking. In a fit of drunken passion take them back to their house and murder them in their bed.
Loot the house and store.
I will give the DM a ride again this week. And every week as long as need, and if don’t need a ride you have my phone number. Ohh and for Matt (player) and Andrew a couple spells you might want to look into. Animate Dead, Haste, Heroism, Blur, Displacement. I will add to the list as I think of them. You don’t need to have any of these spells but just cool spells you might want to look at. Ohh and the DM has vetoed summoning but hasn’t said anything about making Constructs or about making Zombie or Skellie minions, just an idea. Finally devious things you can do with buff spells, give an enemy the fly spell then dispel it as soon as the enemy flys high enough, watch him drop like a rock and smash himself against the ground, done right easy 50-100 points of dmg.
So DM, what’s your prognosis on needing a ride this week?
“Never trust a Game Master with a big smile.”
mine would be sword voiced by tucker from red vs blue
…and after every fight he yells, “THE ARISTOCRATS!”
Gilbert Gottfried as a sword. “Swish, Swish, Stab!” =]
An amulet voiced by Morgan Freeman, who is constantly narrating whatever your character is doing at the time?
How about an amulet voiced by Morgan Freeman?
A holy symbol with the voice of George Carlin.
Or a hammer with the voice of Henry Rollins.
a sword or a bow voiced by Ian Richardson maybe a necklace
My Item: Spaldrons voiced by Nathan Fillion.
Oblivion was a pretty fun game, once you downloaded 8 or 10GB of mods to change literally everything in the game.
You have one piece of equipment that is sentient and intelligent. What piece of equipment is it, and who is its voice actor?
Mine: A codpiece voiced by Tim Curry.
Watch this, it’s the title music for Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim all superimposed on top of one another. It’s scary how well they fit into each other.
I just watched the Skyrim trailer… And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Elder Scrolls V: SKYRIM!!!!!!
I just exploded in my pants for the best game to be coming out in november. dear god of please let the game get better and better, if you have not watched the new trailer watch it now. it is you homework for the next session.
Matt (DM), I will pick you up this week around 4:30. Unless the weather goes bat shit insaneo that is, but if that happens I will let you know.
i may be small now, but i have a serious murder boner on. Trade Mark for bulletstorm!
People post some comments!
Look MA I’m FLYING!!!!!
From what I hear you guys might be needing these:
I might have room to give you a ride this week. I just need to know where you live is all. Check your priviate messages for my phone number and call me as soon as you can so we can set it up.
My car is in the shop, I’ll need to catch a ride with someone else to make the game this week.
updated ikiatosh to latest form and will wait till next gameing time to great halfling form of ikiatosh.
matt i laughed so hard when i saw the miniatosh character.
working on updateing the new version of ikiatosh so please wait, It will take time for me to do this because this stuff is still like reading greek to me.
Waiting on Jace to update halfatosh
If you haven’t seen the D&D episode of “Community,” you should:
I would like to be a sniper.
Wait a minute. Southern gentleman…carry a sword and pistol at all times…delusions of grandeur…..!
Oh shit! I’m General Patton!
lol a 20mm vulcan rifle? Ok, the A-10 Thunderbolt also know as the “Warthog” uses a 30mm vuclan cannon and you see how big that is, ohh not to mention that they had to built the plane around the gun. The 20mm vulcan cannon is the one they use on Super Cobra’s and the like. Go look it up on google and you will see how insane a 20mm vulcan rifle is.
You can have it if you can carry it, and it’s ammunition, around all by yourself. Seriously, you should have to roll each time you fire it to see if it breaks your arm.
I want the 20mm volcan rifle.
Evil version of the party? To quote Bender “Ahh there is someone more evil then me? I’m trying my hardest DAMMIT!” And to the DM sounds like fun, as long as there is a demo happy, big gun nut. Ohh and since its WWII I call tank!!!
i totally want to meet our opposites
Yeah but the alternate universe version of Volgin would still be the same as normal Volgin and then they would go get high.
The alternate universe version of our party would be good guys. I mean, come on! We’re named The Rapacious Basterds!
“Idea: meeting a party of adventurers from a rival guild/goals-counter-to-our-own. Or alternate universe “evil” versions of the party”
Don’t you mean a party of adventurers from a rival guild from an alternate universe with GOOD versions of the party? IE Deracles = devote paladin or Bale = a chatterbox gnome or woodchuck = a sensible demure half orc…….ect
Can you make one with purple hair?
As long as I can play as a smooth southern gentleman with a sword, a pistol, and delusions of grandeur.
I’ve got an idea brewing for a one-shot game that would last one or two sessions. Kind of a pulp WWII kind of game, using the Savage World rules. I’d like to see if there’s interest. It’s still in the planning stages, so it’s not going to happen in the next couple of weeks.
It’s a different rule system, but Savage World should be quite a bit simpler to learn. I’d bring pre-generated characters, so you’d just grab something you like and go. (“Pvt. Jubblowski was a Boston longshoreman before the war. Skilled with rifles, grenades, fisticuffs, and fast talking.”)
Does this sound interesting to you guys?
Idea: meeting a party of adventurers from a rival guild/goals-counter-to-our-own. Or alternate universe “evil” versions of the party
To the tale of adventure from Sam, I say Hells NO! Because I have heard that line before, it is not so much a dungeon but a cleverly worded death trap. To the pumpkin king I say bring it buddy, I would kill you and then cook you into pie. To Zach, if you want to sneak attack every single round, you know you can already do that right? Its called Feinting in combat, no not passing out but fooling the opponent into letting his guard down. You really need to read the Combat Manuever rules buddy cause they are a rogues paradise!
Through the years that I have watch and search for the one that brought be back to life. I will find the mage that dares awake me after my death so many years before the time of the Great War, it was 200 years before I awoke from my slumber and to gain revenge on the families that destroyed my kingdom of the hollow echoes. My life was long and yet short when a great friend betrayed me to the people of light and casted my kingdom into disarray and carry the swift destruction of my people and family. Now that I live I will find the people and the descendent of the ones that destroyed my kingdom, for I am Jack, the pumpkin king!
Once there was a wizard. As a young boy, he loved seeing gladiator fights, for their incredible combat.
So when he grew up, he became a wizard, so that he might travel with adventures & witness great battles. And he did.
However, everything he saw. All of it had been seen & done before.
When his party disbanded, he set up a castle-like home for himself with his treasure.
He filled it with arena-like rooms, deathtraps, all sorts of hallways, & far too many weapon rooms. He had made his castle into an arena.
Using his magical powers & knowledge, he created several monsters, made for killing & battling only within his castle, where he had set up a scrying system so he could see anywhere with an orb on his neck & a system so he might speak to anyone in his castle.
Each monster was taught what it was to fight & kill, how to do so, & what it’s targets were like.
With his castle that was more like a dungeon, with many monsters lethal to many adventurers, he issued a challenge: Kill all the monsters within the confines of his castle & his vast hoarde of treasure, artifacts & his estate were yours.
But such a challenge was too frightening for many, so now one took it. Not willing to die before he saw his dream realized, he took the steps to lichhood, & made the trophy to the winners his phylactery.
Now, each day, he makes a victory meal, sits in his dining room & waits, hoping the food does not spoil, for he is a lich, waiting for challengers, ones that would defeat his challenge & claim victory: To defeat monsters made to kill you, whoever you are. The perfect underdog victory!
He has no malice towards anyone & simply wishes to see his dream fulfilled. He sits, in the dining room, at one of the furthest, highest ends of his castle, between his bedroom & the trophy room.
Will you take his challenge?
zack get the buff crossbow, with it you should get poison arows and other fun stuff like that. and if we are talking about other charcaters to complain i will complain about ikiatosh. why is he so broken, see i can do it to.
ewwww you want to get blown by a party of guys ewwwww
Hence why I’m going to get a buff crossbow. So I can shoot from a range until I’m high enough level to have Hide in Plain Sight and I can always be sneak attacking.
That is my plan. If you don’t like it; Blow me. Bayle is my character not yours. If he dies, Eh. I’ll just take a break from Dnd for awhile. Then come back later with a trident wielding Paladin. :)
You didn’t technically have to go down there at all, the plan would have worked just as well if we just unloaded on them from range.
I hate to say it but a hand signal won’t save ya, if theres 4+ guys standing in close enough for a fireball I am going to tell them to fireball, even if your in the middle of it. Suggestion, avoid being the first person in if your a rogue if you like to keep your hitpoints cause as soon as you shank someone everyone is going to turn and beat the hell out of you. Why? Because your the closest target and pretty squishy.
The safety word is banana.
I say that the sign should be Bayle dancing. I mean he did put 2 point’s in dancing.
Ball Itching. Thats the sign. No question. Its done.
If the Basterds see a random person itching their balls, that means its me.
I bet that matt’s going to kill at least one of us next session.
Perhaps, given Bayle’s proclivity for going up to enemies in disguise, he could adopt some sort of in-character signal that other Basterds could recognize as “hey it’s me, please don’t shoot me with acid-fire.” A hand sign, or some sort of pitching-signal like scratching your balls while shrugging your shoulders.
Bale need’s to bleed more people.
Bale shouldn’t get a new crossbow i would go with some better armor or something like that
You might not want to turn into a range attacker Zach. All depends on what feats your character already has, it would be quite a waste if you have a bunch of melee feats and then suddenly turned into a ranged attacker. I suggest getting feats that helps keep the enemies from hitting you in the first place. Feats like Improved Disarm, hard to get hurt when the enemies don’t have a weapon. Improved Trip, prone enemies also can’t hurt you AND you can sneak attack prone people, or even Spring Attack which allows you to move, attack and then move again all with a single attack option. It also helps if you fight like a rogue and not like a fighter, nothing wrong with a rogue withdrawing then coming around the side the next turn so he can get a couple of sneak attacks in. Before changing everything you know figure out how to make it work with what you got.
It was not an attempt to be an action hero. It was an attempt to get things done. Also most of the damage I take is not from enemies… Its from my “teammates” sadly.
Regardless, Crossbow for range attacks.
I got your “BUFF crossbow” right here buddy.
It might help if you didn’t try to be an action hero every time. A rogue can usually handle one opponent in single combat, but if they get surrounded, they are pretty fucked.
Bayle has almost died three times in three weeks. Maybe I need to start thinking about alternative strategies.
All the money we earn from this job is going into a BUFF crossbow.
We need more fire.
Let’s put up some seditious graffiti on the hospital of their new god. We can just paint red tridents everywhere, and make that the symbol of le resistance. Over time, we can really foment something here.
um go for the hospital not the temple better yet lets knock down the light house.
So we have sunk the best ship in the harbor, damaged some walls and hit a sigle dude with a lightning storm, good start but not enough chaos. Time to knock down the hospital, burn down the Posidan temple and yes, eat some babies!!
I got your fireball’s right here buddy.
After reading Ian’s post. I agree. Although I was able to play Bayle for awhile in this weeks session. There were members of our party who did not have that luxury.
I think we (as a group of Basterds) should attempt to focus on being productive in our adventures.
ps; also lets burn some villages and eat some babies. Were not Rapacious or Basterdly enough yet.
Ok here is the dragon I would like to worship. Ashmore the fire starter. The english lore say’s he likes fires and often starts them. So what do you think?
i hate you so much zack, ha ha ha. your wiki should be, zero to douche is 0.00000000000000000001 of a second.
Sorry Dude, but a session in which half the party does NOTHING for almost the entire game is not a great session. We need to work on coming to a consensus on what to do sooner… Mat and Butters didn’t even get an opportunity to do ANYTHING, for them showing up was effectively a waste of time.
( DM Matt don’t think I blame you, it was our fault for not figuring something out that would work for everyone in a timely fashion)
(Personally I wish I had continued to just rain lightning down on the paladin, now that I look back three or four more hits and I probably could have killed him. also the spell had a 5 min duration, it was raining at 3AM and I was 150 feet away the odds of them being able to locate me before I killed him were probably slim….. oh well live and learn……and then get loves! )
Great session. Volgin almost killed me.
Check the WIKI page. Left a surprise for all of you.
Unless you just took a rank in sailor, it doesn’t matter if all the ships leave. And what better way to empty out the city and cause as much chaos as possible than to make all the ships get out of here? This city had no walls the last time I checked, so we shouldn’t have a problem just disappearing into the wilderness until the navy shows up.
Volgin is NOT stealthy, the only way Bayle and I will be able to get on and off without dying is that I have an invisibility potion, and he has his disguise hat. Besides i want Volgin with the raiding team, even if most of the guards leave their tower they should still leave a token force for security. You’ll wish you had his fireballs when you meet up with said force.
I worship the dragon Xiuhcoatl. And he will have his vengeance through me.
Blowing up a ship is nice but has one major drawback, any ship fire or ANY type of fire at or even near the docks will have every ship sailing away, no matter how much you like a city it ain’t worth watching your expensive ship burn. And why do we even need to use the bombs for the distraction? Last time I checked Volgin is a walking fire spewing machine of death.
Well we’ll just have to make sure that it’s Michael.
I think this saturday one of us will die.
We don’t have to blow up a ship, any decently vulnerable and flammable target far from the citadel will do. I just thought that destroying a major vessel might have a pretty large effect on a PORT TOWN.
Either we use them to sink a ship, or we use them to moderately damage a few people. A dead guard here or their is nice, but a big, loud distraction to get everyone to look the other way is even nicer.
A civil war is what I’m trying to start here. If you had actually read my plan, you would know that I want to try to pin the tower raid on the Left Hand. Up ‘till now the Citadel has turned a blind eye to their doings, but I doubt they’ll just ignore an attack on their headquarters. Burning the ship just seemed like a good way to get most of the guards to leave their tower while we raid it. For bonus points we can leave behind a scrap of cloth with the symbol of the left hand on it.
The Citadel guards and the Left Hand should have a pretty serious fight, maybe even a full on gang war. Hopefully this should severely weaken the two most important players in the city and leaving the whole place in chaos.
Some men just want to watch the world burn, but others…….. are total Basterds.
I don’t know why you want to waste the gunpowder killing one ship, plus we are getting payed to cause chaos. Sure robbing the tower and blowing up a ship will cause some chaos but it is so small time and since the city council wants to set up a coup we might want to step it up. Say, ohh figure out what the major exports are and who controls them, then we set there warehouses on fire, while everyone is busy with the fires we walk into the main church and start killing everyone. Now our goal is chaos not mass murder, so we should get out before the guards head up to the church. Betcha good money that the govenor and the church ain’t good friends, and if we do it right we might just set off a civil war! Ohh and not only do we need a ship to get out we need a crew, cause I don’t know about you but Deracles knows more about destroying ships then sailing them. Just some things to think about.
True, so hold your fire bomb’s till we can keep one ship safe. And when thats done give me the signal to rain the fire of Xiuhcoatl on the harbor K.
remember we do need a ship so that we can leave before everything hits the fan
Something just occurred to me. DM, when we got into town, did we get a good look at the harbor? If the ships are too close together, then one ship on fire could possibly spread to other vessels.
I forgot to put “nd” after the a.
Kill the men a children, But leave the women.
time to cause some chaos, the basterds will show their true sides in the coming battles, o ya Micheal take over the slaughter of inocents in the next game for me i will be working. make sure to have the heads of the commanders taken for dear old Ikiatosh.
Perhaps Zach… I myself prefer the metaphor of the DM as god and Khord as the guy handing out the Kool-Aid
Bayle Orwyn and Khord the Clanless should be able to handle the gutting of the moored ship, leaving the rest of the party to go pillaging. Sound like a plan?
I do remember making a defacto appointment of Khord as the acting party leader. The nomination was un-opposed so therefore, he acts as final decision maker. He is the president and the rest of the party is the house. DM is the chief justice. Chris; Good/Bad analogy?
By the way, Bayles page will be completed by weeks end.
Matt/ claric, it is hard to understand in the comment that you posted that clarified what was going to happen. do not get upset about the little things, for example you said (Volgen just stab the guards dead body’s a couple of times after you have roasted them with your overpowered fire ball.)
This does not state that it happens after the fight.
Addendum: The big fancy ship has to be in the harbor of our current locale.
You can do all the stealing you want as long as those bombs go off in the cargo hold of a big fancy ship.
just make sure that Woodchuck doesn’t accidentally on purpose steal the fulminating powder and go tele-bomber. (hehehehe..) Also Matt/DM, could I set Woodchuck’s profession (gnomic race bonus) as “Arsonist”??
Yes jace i already knew that and I’m talking about after we kill the guards you retard. Anyway I’m pretty sure volgan wants to make something other than me hurt because of that dagger
I DID NOTHING WRONG. YOU CAN’T PROVE A DAMN THING!!!
So I think I may have a plan for raising a little hell in this place. One of us will sneak aboard the biggest and grandest ship we can find in the harbor (Bayle and Khord should be able to handle it), and use all of the bombs and alchemist fire we can get our hands on to put as big of a hole in that thing as we can. Most of the guards at the citadel should all flock to the flaming ship, leaving their tower vulnerable.
Once the guards have left, team B will charge into the tower and steal anything valuable they can lay their hands on. At the very least they should have some magical weapons. Don’t get too attached to this stuff however, as it’s all going to be deposited into the coffers of the Left Hand. The next day, the guards will return to their citadel, to find the place ransacked. They’ll naturally assume that the thieves guild decided to pay them a visit, and will start kicking over their tea wagon. The resulting fight should leave both factions severely weakened, and will leave the town in a prime situation for occupation by the Navy.
What a gang of Magnificent Basterds.
I think there is to what the flaming party went so further as to look and when galley makes it portal there bending much old technologist be insane and ruin the photo.
Matt/ Claric, I am a fighter, I cannot cast fire balls so how is it that my overpowered fireball is mine.
Where you paying attention
umm, mat/retarted claric. Where paying attention on the last game, there where no fire balls and no one has died yet on either side. The part that i was talking about was where morgan use pressadition (no clue on spelling) to knock over the broom and have the person fall over where he tried to stab him with kuthren, in not succeding in the attack the DM had him stab the belt. after the man stood morgan tried to shocking grasp him but failed to continue out of the fact that he got stabed in the gut and lost concentration. This is what happened to catch you up to the speed of everyone else.
jace congrats for worst sentence ever. Volgen just stab the guards dead body’s a couple of times after you have roasted them with your overpowered fire ball.
Volgan get an A for efort to stab the dick that followed our retard of a claric, but lost to a belt with a stab. this is not an insult but rather better luck next time dud.
Hey people, if you go into the items I have posted Kuthren.
I say we head back to Nevarre and rest. Then do some jobs a bar-fight here and there. And dive into Volgin’s bag of trips.
Speaking of Slight of Hand, Guess what I’ve been up to the past few nights? …
Anyways, I am a supporter of the random contracts idea. That route seems reasonable for the time being. Maybe the kidnapping and ransoming of some unknown-at-the-time princess we can dive into later. For now let’s just find another situation where we can stay in combat for three hours; and manage to kill another one of Michael’s characters.
These ideas are so crass and vulgar… You Basterds.
Kidnap and hold ransome on a princess sound good, but if we do that we need to keep bale away from her for he may try a slieght of hand, if you know what i mean.;)
Deracles would love to return to the Church where he is raised, kill everyone and burn it to the ground. Imagine all that you could put in a church of Cronos! Also I say we do a couple contracts, get our rep up and then maybe kidnap and ransom a princess.
I have a great deal of ideas to share with the DM should our path happen to take us into verdant labyrinth that is Dunharrow
I want to raid a drow outpost or slave camp
I vote we head back to Nevarre. The trail of whatever we’re looking for has gone cold, and we’re starting to run low on cash and supplies. Let’s do something profitable for once.
Or, iam curiouse about volgans backstory and fallow that path a little longer, with dead mages and falling dragons, the riches should be stagering.
I would not mind to do some more dwarves strong hold to raid riches or a treasure rooms to get some cash a flowing to make up for the money the I spent on my sword. Or fight another young adult dragon or adult dragon.
Having successfully completed the “quest” and having found the Fake Axe of Useless Burning, I’d like you guys to plan a bit before the next session, about what you want to do next. Personal goals (“I want to hire someone to make me a dwarven-bone spiked codpiece”), or Basterd-related business. Currently you’re in the middle of nowhere, a couple weeks’ travel from Nevarre.
I’ll have a couple of contract options available when you get back to town, if you want to go that route. Alternatively, if you have a specific idea for a contract or something else to do (“let’s buy a ship and become pirates”), mention it so I can plan ahead for it and so everyone else can make fun of you.
We don’t have to achieve consensus before the next game starts; I just would like to narrow things down so I can prep 2 or 3 things with relative certainty, rather than a dozen or so different ideas.
I was merely joking that Khord might get overly excited by such a development
People always complain that fighters are underpowered and become marginalized at high level, yet they still balk at boosting them a bit. Let him try to be this dragon champion, just make it hard to become one.
Bale, I have a challenge for you. How about you do nothing of the fallowing!
Sleight of hand
Being a rogue
I’m not sure that you should be criticizing anybody’s spelling when you use neither capitalization nor punctuation. Also, Volgin is the only one who makes a habit of putting random powders up his nose.
also for everybody’s benefit read this:
not much point, Khord would just snort it all anyways…
Ikitosh, I propose a challenge for you. Try to mold you character into something that doesn’t involve any of the following;
As long as we’re asking for things that we’ll never get, can Khord have access to a steady supply of black powder?
What about this, a hellknight?
I thought you might say that, well it was worth a try.
So if a 6th level fighter started taking levels in that Draconic Champion PrC, after 4 levels his level 10 character would have:
+2 natural AC,
more Power Attack damage, AND
…can use weapons one size larger without penalty,
a breath weapon,
immunity to stun, bleed, and CRITICAL HITS,
and fast healing that BRINGS YOU BACK FROM THE DEAD.
I’m going to tentatively go with “hells no.”
I’ll cook you slow.
Matt/DM, this is the dragonic champions class that i want to take.
try to give a reason why your hunting us cause it just sounds stupid to show up and say that you are hunting us for no good reason.
Ok so I had great fun squishing the party but for this week I would very much like for my character to show up, and there are lots of options. Everything from he is at the house waiting for the basterds to he finds them when they are sleeping. Let it be known that my new character is indeed actively hunting the Basterds, now what he wants with them even he isn;t quite sure.
Are we meeting tonight?
Lol, ok as my first act as wizard child i set the school on fire and call Child Services to protect us from the nutter adults and there attempts to kill us! Ohh and Matt/DM have you gotten any of my Private Messages? Because I can’t finish my character sheet until you respond.
Bayle just has a bit of trouble with the second part of scouting: coming back and telling everyone else what’s up ahead.
Also, screw D&D, from here on you’re all playing little kids at Hogwart’s.
hay free movie, Iam not complaning.
Ikitosh has lost 4 levels of XP for watching that shitstorm.
Hay Matt/DM, I just watch harry potter, can I find potter and take his head for the collections, or rons would be better. Red headed faggit!
well occasionally he manages to stab something. But he needs to learn that a heavy stone panel leading into a tank aint coming off on anything short of a natural 20.
It’s only the Drow that sucks, and he just doesn’t know when to restrain himself.
but the rouges suck at stealing gold, or anything at that matter.
lol isn’t that what you guys already do? everyone else fights and the rogues try to steal all the gold?
Alright, while you two are busy fighting the whole encounter by yourselves, the rogues will be off getting rich.
naw… dont have a bar fight with Deracles in the room… he would just grab his axe and start killing, really not great for the Basterds reputation, I mean we are bastards but still mass murder charges ain’t good for business. Though if the DM lets me I will introduce my new guy by jumping in and slaying Woodchuck! j/k. No hard feelings, as long as it never, ever, ever, happens again, ever, to anybody, in the party, if it happens to a random npc or monster then thats ok.
I want to meet the new fighter in a, wait for it…………..bar fight!
I really wont care. My cleric is only will care if you take his gold.
Sweet! Looks like we might just have a Basterds game on New Years then! I will get my full stat list for my new character posted once the DM answers the PM I sent him. Currently my only real worry is how the poor cleric will react when my new screams out a battle cry to Cronos.
Yeesh. Two fighters? That means they can tag team the enemies while I sneak about and steal stuff. And make James Bond moves. (Daniel Craigs James Bond; The one that knows parkour)
I’ll be there on Jan 1st
Btw I’m making a couple changes to Bayle to adjust him for Pathfinder. Changes posting soon.
Ps; Matts gay
O O O, can we find santa so I can clam his skull for my collections?
I think a good way for a basterd related tale is to spread our name in the most basterdly way possible, by stealing jobs of other contractors and claiming them in the name of the basterds.
I think we should try a special holiday game.
Sounds good. Bah! Managed to post on the comments but didn’t anwser my private message! Evil DM! Ohh And Charlotte if you need a ride let me know your on my way to D&D so it is easy for me to pick you up on the off chance you need a ride!
Just so we’re clear:
No game on Christmas. Of course.
On Jan 1 I am going to be at the store for game time. What we do is based on how many people want to show up. If I have at least 3-4 people we’ll most likely do something Basterd-related; otherwise there will probably be some other form of tabletop game or maybe even a one-off RPG session or something.
Jan 1 will be Don’s yearly inventory day; if you show up and help you can get store credit or other monies.
Oh and I am available to play on New Years Day. If our Lord and Master Matt is willing and nobody has any schedule problems I would be willing to meet on New Years.
Then He’ll fit right in!
Ok then fighter it is. Basic backstory posted, picture uploaded and ability scores posted, go check him out under the charcters tab. Ohh and just a word of warning, this guy barely makes it into the Chaotic Neutral alinement, any worse and he would be evil.
I welcome any other fighter to help me out. I do not mind the help at all, we need another fighter because we are nothing but skiny party that would die from a lone log trap.
At the very least we should try to speak with the dead so we can get Lucas’s opinion on this.
We could enlist aid from some of the lighter dark arts. The end result could be some twisted warforged-Lucas hybrid (a la frankenstein’s monster) in search of his missing soul. Plus it’s not as if people would notice the change in his countenace (zing!)
(Finally, stop heaping up all the hate on Woodchuck. Seriously, he was not the only one at fault and shouldn’t bear the brunt of the blame for other people’s failings)
My mother would draw and quarter Woodchuck. My father would just hang him. Plus change in plans I am not doing a cleric, Looked over all the rules and it reminded me of all the reason I hate playing clerics, so Deracles is going to be a fighter, a chaotic neutral, greataxe weilding, platemail wearing killing machine. That is if Ikiatosh doesn’t might the extra front line support.
We’ll leave Woodchuck at the mercy of Lucas’s mother.
Now Lucas can be our butler.
Flesh Golem. Problem solved.
Looking up the Raise Dead rules Lucan can NOT be revived. If he was he would instantly die again because half his body is flattened and turned into past. To revive Lucas would take a nothing less then a Resurrection spell which would take a level 13 cleric to cast it and at minimum would cost 10,000 gold for the spell componets and another 910 gold for the clerics services leading to a MINIMUM cost of 10,910 gold. Not to mention the fact the Basterds would need to procure the services of a level 13 cleric. Sorry guys we don’t have that much clot and our cleric ain’t well loved by his own church so we won’t have any help there. Would love to be brought back to life but quite frankly it is beyond the Basterds reach. But, mark my words, Woodchuck will pay……
1.3k But Michael stated that he did not want us to revive him at this juncture… though we can always keep Lucas in the closet for later resurrection (and in the meantime Volgin can use him as a necromantic backpack)
BTW Matt, would you be against me switching out my base Int with my base Con?
All right everyone, sound off with how much money you have right now, especially woodchuck.
the cleric rolls to see if lucuas is all right. Nope he’s dead
The player kill of the week goes not to Matt the DM, but the award goes to the friendly little monster woodchuck for the death of Lucas for becoming that resembles strawberry jam.
“Exiled from the mysterious fey realm of the First World, gnomes are fundamentally alien to Golarion. Endlessly excitable, gnomes amuse and terrify other races with their strange obsessions and unconventional methods. Their childlike wonder—and sometimes innocent cruelty—are two sides of the same coin, and every coin the gnomes have is spent in pursuit of adventure, whether they like it or not. For the gnomes have a dark secret: should they ever stop seeking out new experiences, they fall prey to the Bleaching, a wasting disease that slowly sucks away their hold on the world, leaving them nothing but bones and dust.”
-with emphasis on INNOCENT CRUELTY
It’s too late, you already missed out on the Sacred Bath-house of the Dwarven Succubus Nuns.
Nice try, guys. I know that you just can’t keep it together without Khord. I promise I’ll be back next time.
best session so far
Great session on Saturday, 10/10.
lol if you want to throw a gnome I will bring in my book that has the feat that lets you do exactly that.. Though you will have to ask the gnome if it is alright to throw him in the first place!
Matt/DM how much could i get out of the Heavy +1 Sheild (agegis) for, and what enchantment increases AC.
Oh yeah, forgot some.
There we go.
What did I miss?
You know what’s more painful then 45dmg in one hit? Reading Ikitosh’s spelling fails.
It just hurts my brain…
I am the master of the new greatsword Raiden! I had it made and paid 6,000 for the sword, and poped it chairy with 45DM with it to some poor gaint that volgan burnt to death.
yo matt some of us were wondering if it was possible to move that fountain out of the caves and put in in our home.
I hate you Kord. angery face!
Rocket propelled gnome, or granad, or alchmist fire. hell i would be fine with brocken condums. I want a RPG, or something that looks like it.
I thought we were already in a Role Playing Game.
I’m not sure what you’d want to accomplish with a Rocket Propelled Gnome…
Can my fighter have an RPG, PLEASE!!!!!!
hay, how much would we be able to make if we sell kord off to the dwarfs. this fighter needs a new pare of expecive aromr.
Hay hay hay, the wedding is next week. I was practicing for the hony moon night, I need to show my women where the kichen is so that she can get to work. NO HOMO! NO BIGIT!
(1 haven’t made a bio cause i haven’t cared enough to do it. 2 your family’s name is from hellsing the anime and the name of your dragon is from fairy tail. That’s two different anime’s compared to my one) That is all at Jace. To the rest of the party it is fine to make fun of the armor and the shield in small numbers but I am serious if i feel its going overboard i will stop healing. So please try to limit on the gay jokes.
At this point, I can’t tell if people are trying to be funny. Keep it friendly, ladies.
Come one guys, at least wait until after the wedding night to start arguing and coming apart.
You know what they say about stones and glass houses Jace.
You hang on the that shield for a while Matt, think about it.
first of all mat/kira, you spell anime like this not amime, and the second thing is that your name is not orginal. kira is japenese and I am sher our campain is not in japan or anything like it. another is that you are a half-elf, you ware skank aromr and a sheild that states that all elfs are whores. you are proving the fact that you are chosing things from other areas and is not showing a creative side to this game. at least change the name of kira to something else, that name is just stupid because it is from a show. i know you like it but the base your characters name off of him is creapy. you are turning in to keeny thinking that he is laloush or something on the matter. and another point thretning not healing is like me not fighting, it is the job of the chacater classes and these jobs need to get done to get through the upcoming battles. try to understand, how you act and the names you chose will define your character. o ya, I do not see your bio, are you stupid or scared what people will think. this is not about writing the biggest bio every and being perfect, it is to explain your reasoning in doing what you do.
there is only one person on the list who will not get heals right now and that is the fighter
Awww.. Death is not all that bad, besides if/when I die I am coming back as a cleric of Kronos so you might want to be nice to the party cause you really don’t want to know what happens to people who piss off a cleric of the Destroyer. Plus, how can we not make fun of Keira? First, he’s got the Armor of the Skank AND now he has the Sheild of the Elf Whore. Second, your a half-elf so your at least half gay. Finally, you do it to yourself, if you don’t like the jokes don’t make it so easy for us to make ‘em. Ohh and if I see Ikiatosh’s wife/fiance I will point her in his direction no matter what cause she seems like a classy lady.
Ugh… Bayle just took ranks in Perform (Dance) :/
To be for warned any jokes about me or my character being gay you don’t get healed. This includes calling HIM a girl.
jace you should just scrap your bio and make a new one it is that bad. Anyway every thing about you is from an amime so i would sit down and shut up if I was you about were my name came from.
I think Bayle should go Shadowdancer, just so that he has to take ranks in Perform (Dance).
Just wait for the super-secret plot reveal that Kira was actually a woman cursed by a Girdle of Gender Change.
I actually feel bad dogpiling on Matt/Kira, but it’s just too easy…
Shut up, Gundam is a great show (sometimes). @ Bayle, I probably won’t go assassin, so have at it.
Hay if any one knowns where kira’s pic is from I will slap you. heres a clue, theirs drama and mechs with a main character that has a females name.
Matt, for chirst sake, you made a character with a females name kira!!!!! if there is a problem when I type fast you should think of something better than coping your name from an anime. i bet you want to change. (genders)
I am trying to decide between taking Assassin now or waiting a few levels and taking Shadowdancer. Are you taking Assassin? If you are then I will not take Assassin and take Shadowdancer eventually. Thoughts?
so did anyone else notice in Ikiatosh bio he refers to his wife as a guy. I quote “Kaszuula was the daughter of the chief of the orcs and was a great fighter that never stopped fighting even if it was near death himself.” notice the himself. So now we can all now that the half-orc is gay.
who wants to continue the malovar quest so we can see Bayle explode into tiny pieces or become here slave.
you total know volgan would tap that
Let me tell the tale of my wife and the first time she found me!
Soon after I reached the mainland I found myself confronted by a vary pissed half-orc women and her name is Kaszuula; shit she followed me! The Battle begins; as he tracked me down in on of the port towns she spoke to me in a way that would scare the mightest of warriors. She said with the clamness of a voice as a mother speaks to a child, "you may have thought that you escaped my love, but you are gravely mistaken to even think that you could make me loose your scent. as she spoke that tarror came flowing from my mind screaming RUN, but alast I could not move for like a tiger she will move in for the kill. The ocr inside me told me to draw and face off in battle like the time that we first met when both our families we warring with each other. The ways of a true man is to known the right time to run like a little bitch, so i did. with the time that was spent runing or getting thrown in the air and get beaten prity bad I found my self at the mercy of a wandering sorcerer that hid me from Kaszuula and pointed her in another dicrection that alowed me to escape, thank you lone human.
O shit, Please do not find me, for the love of the creater my life depends on it. If ANY ONE TELLS HER WHERE I AM I WILL!!!!!! KILL YOU ALL.
What do you mean “Dead Man”?
Oh shit, Ikiatosh is a dead man.
hey guys, i just found out im gana need a ride this week to game… anybody have room for another person?
I think bale would make a good power source
I can see a problem,
If we instructed the zombies with the following X → Y command;
“This is Kira Adair, Everytime he does something gay, raise your hand.”
All thier hands would go up simultaneously and the system would collapse.
Look at skeletons A and B.
Whenever both their hands are up, raise your hands also. If not, put them down.
Look at Skeletons A and B. Whenever both their hands are down, lower your hands. If not, put them up.
But we could call it “Deep Rot”!
Now just imagine an entire plane full of those critters, all doing their tiny little jobs according to some vast unfathomable design. Only instead of skeletons they’re constructs. And that’s what we call the Plane of Mechanus.
Zombies and other undead have no intelligence of their own, but they are still capable of carrying out basic commands. “When you hear a whistle, push this button” or, wait here until I give the signal, then storm the castle." I realized that all of these commands can be distilled into basic logic statements like “if X, then Y”. If you give a zombie a command like “every second look at these two zombies, if only one of them has their hand up, raise your hand.” From here we have a NAND logic gate, from which you could theoretically build any other logic gate. Then I realized, a series of logic circuits, made entirely out of trillions of undead. Put them on their own demi-plane with sped up time, and figure out some kind of user interface, and you can have a computer in D&D.
Ikitosh spelling fail. N00b
How about we deal with the current lizard problem, then deal with the drow problem and THEN get back on track with the treasure map… After all that then maybe I might be willing to do a dwarf fortress, but only if I don’t get thrown into another pit. Also, maybe, just maybe, we might want to check back at our base and see if we got any serious job offers, if not spreading the tale of our current adventure should bring some fame, and perhaps gold, our way.
a strong hold would be nice, more antiantium (spelling is off) metal for me.
I totally want to go to the dwarven stronghold
NO MORE DWARVEN STRONGHOLDS!!! At least not for a while……….
Ancient (abandoned?) dwarven stronghold is available on demand if you so wish. Khord knows the layout, (or at least what was the layout 60 years ago) though its denizens may or may not still inhabit its wall.
Hey Matt, would it be possible to translate the Ki-Swordsman P-class (page 56) into Pathfinder with a slant towards my character?
“It doesn’t take much to get the players to sit up straight and get involved in the combat. The moment they realize they could lose something, they start to pay attention. And if they realize they could lose everything, the increase in intensity is palpable. If nothing else, you’ll be able to tell whether you’ve run a great fight by how the players react to someone getting the killing blow on the main bad guy. If they’re bitter that they weren’t the “cool kid” who got the kill, then there was no real risk – they were just competing narcissistically amongst themselves. If they are fist-bumping the player who got the killing blow and cheering with relief, then you ran a great fight."
The thought had occurred… he was unsure what the difficulty level would be however, as tripping, striking at legs, etc are not always as effective or do-able as in reality. If you are willing to put up with more queries about plausibility during combat he may exercise more creativity in his actions.
It just occurred to me at work the other day…when Woodchuck grabbed onto that mounted guy’s horse, it would have been hilariously awesome if he had started unbuckling or cutting the guy’s saddle straps.
Just make sure that there is a dark corner for Bayle to hide in.
I want to open a restaurant, Ikiatosh Fired creatures (IFC). What ever we kill, be animal, demon, zombie, or what the hell is this will be fired up and served to the public to earn and pass the word of the basterds to everyone that want’s a job done or wants some strange and good food.
In addition, we should see about getting the word out about our business. We can send out feelers through Fat Charles and Balthasar to look for jobs. A secret drop location will be provided where less reputable customers may deposit their less-than-legal requests.
So. How are we going to deal with paying for the house?
Also, I want everybody to have at least one idea for what you want to have at our hideout. I want to have a bulletin board where people may petition our group for minor requests, and an official meeting room where we can entertain important customers. We should hang all of the nonessential magical items up on the wall so as to make our company seem particularly impressive.
Ikitosh has obviously failed his spell skill check on his last two posts.
Wow, volgan has no ends to who, what, or Holy shit what is that! to wooo any women, man, or child to BEND!!!! to his ways. Ikiatosh gives props to the brave souls that try to commun with volgan.
i saw we sell the half-elf, kira as a eroctic slave. that is the only good thing that he can do to earn some money for us.
“As many as it takessss…”
How many wood chunks can Woodchuck chuck since Woodchuck can chuck wood chunks?
the only reason why bale sits in a corner and says nothing is because a demon spider in the under dark touched him in inappropriate spaces and ikiatosh is so scard of his wife his wife is because she has a penis that is bigger than his.
P.S. I’m not gay or a girl
O-crap, the tome of horror, that does not sound good. I hop to god nothing like a half orc wife finds me, or find Khord penatrating the outer boarders of kira’s rear walls.
Khord heartily accepts, though keep in mind that the last time he was evaluated for a leadership position he caused a civil war.
Tomb of Horrors sounds nice… Just no undead or dragons.
I herby decree that we elect a leader of our band of Rapacious Basterds.
I nominate Khord, The clanless…
…To serve as the acting leader of the party, and final say in party-related decisions, until he is unwilling or declared unfit for the duty.
Does he accept the nomination?
I approach women like I approach dungeons—in a fictional world of my own device.
Game is on for Saturday the 30th. I just have to figure out a way to railroad you guys into the Tomb of Horrors.
Also, the half-elf is a classy lady.
Sam the only women that would leave the back entrence un-gaurded is kira, the half-elf.
are we meeting this saturday? wasn’t sure because of Halloween
I approach women like I approach dungeons.
Armed to the teeth with a modicum of caution.
Feeling about for the entrance.
With no less than three trusted friends at my back.
Wary of traps.
With a ten foot pole.
Hoping to find a poorly defended back entrance.
While wearing protection.
Leaving my horse at the entrance.
(Please add to this list)
So, we need to decide what we are going to do about getting premises. What do we want? What city do we want to set up in? What is our business plan?
I suggest that we set up in Nevarre. As a fairly major port town, it is central to regional trade, meaning that we are far more likely to find clients here, both above the table and among the underground. Its role as a port city also means that we could easily take a boat from there to almost anywhere in the game world, cutting down on travel time considerably.
Also, I think that the party should start to pool their money to buy things that benefit the group as a whole. Maybe after each payday, we should each set aside 10% of the haul to gradually accumulate. We can then decide amongst ourselves what we want to do with the cash.
alright Matt, does this fit better for a quest for a back story, and is there anything else that i need to fix.
We could always head towards Woodchuck’s valley… I’ve got some material on the side for the DM’s use in such an occasion.
Haha, Always undead.
I think I can figure out some undead to put in the Underdark…
I Would not mind taking a prolonged quest into the Underdark for a campaign sometime. Huntley hint hint.
I have the best way we meet the wizard. we will meet him in the tavern when we start a fight in the bar, he will be the poor fool to get the first hit by me the half-orc. we need everyone in differnet locations of the tavern to meet the best ablitiy to get things started.
Ok bio done… Finally, now please don’t go eating this ranger Matt.. I like him.
He did say that this was our homework.
Ha Ha very funny. so are supposed to have this finished by the time we next meet?
First comment. W00t.